Pinay's Worst 3AM Experience!

I usually go home around 3AM or 4AM depending on how fast I finish all my deliverables at work. I had to leave the office at 2:45 this morning because I have to get some sleep before I go back there at 3PM. I took a cab and that time, Makati to Bicutan is like 10min away from each other, that is because there's no traffic at all.

I got home 2-mins before 3am. Now, I usually text my mom to open up the gate for me. So I took out my cellphone, and who would have thought that this will be the start of my unfortunate morning. The sending message failed for a couple of times. And I thought I still have load...I checked the balance and I have a whopping P0.22 balance!!!! (&^*&&^%^$^$#%@%$). I couldn't get back to 7-11, the subdivision's gates are now closed and not that much jeepneys passing by. But the fact that I forgot to buy me a load --- made me wanna bang my head on the wall.

Out of desperation...I came up with a stunt.
I hope you know that when I say OVER THE BAKOD I meant exactly as that! I threw my bag inside at the old sofa just near the gate together with my slippers. My dogs are looking at me pretty excited on what I'm gonna do. I was like wow I have fans! I felt like a burglar when i lifted my right leg, and then the left leg -- now how do I look? I was actually sitting on top of the gate - then I jumped! My fans were wagging their tails like crazeeeh! Now, another worst part hit me, I noticed that the garage is full of garbage! I told my dogs "POTAH, mukhang nag-piyesta nanaman kayu!" - na masaker din ang walis tingting namin! So me being the good daughter that I am (naks!) saved my Mom from all the shitty stuffs, I cleaned the garage myself, and I had to chase kelly coz I caught her chewing something from the trash. I was like damn these dogs! Didn't you had dinner last night?!?!?!?! Sako-sakong dog food ang andito!

After the cleaning part, the worst of the worst is next - how am i gonna wake my mom up?! Unfortunately the screen door is hooked from inside, thanks to my office badge - i was able to unhook it. And now, the knocking of the door is next. I knocked at the door, and window at the same time AND please don't ask how many times because as far as I can remember, my mom woke up past 5AM na and that is right after I loudly knocked on the door. I was so sure that she's puzzled that why the heck this girl is knocking when she could've just texted me to open the gates for her...WRONG mommy! So when she opened the door, she saw me sitting at the old sofa with my dogs beside me looking star strucked!

"I forgot to buy a load..."

End of story.